A Gun in an Acme, and Wile E Coyote Is Pissed

Eight days after the El Paso and Dayton shootings, my girlfriend, Nidhi, and I drove to an Acme to buy ice cream. We arrived around 9:30 PM and shopped with the frenetic manner of people who know the store is about to close. We quickly found the ice cream we wanted and decided to do more shopping with the extra time. I needed cereal and razor blades — in case I was stranded on a dairy farm and didn’t want to…